nothinglikeyoulove:

This made me so happy

nothinglikeyoulove:

This made me so happy

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via leibi97)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

(Source: fuckyeahairplaness, via leibi97)

(Source: welaughmeme, via best-of-memes)

(Source: flyingmemes, via best-of-memes)

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

do you think shia labeouf has ever heard this?

(via horse-apples413)

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

what if you end up with a lazy guy for your minstrel, though, and he give you a heart attack every month because you think you might be pregnant then he shows up like 2 days later and is just like “Sorry… Car problems…”

(via thefatpenguin)

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

(via thefatpenguin)

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